HI BYE FLY :D

after returning from dongguan, i've decided nvr to live in dongguan in my whole entire life. a few reasons.

no 1, their roads are freaking scary. i mean rly, i dont think anyone has any idea how the traffic lights rly work. smtimes the taxi will turn left when the light is red and then smone will jus suddenly chiong out onto the road. when he realises that a car is coming he stops in the middle of the road. if you're in that car, you'll realise that the guy's only 0.1mm away from your car. i certainly do not wish to die in the middle of the road.

no 2, the toilets are omg, filthy? okay, it's indescribable. pls help me find a word to describe their toilets. you shldnt be shocked to see a cockroach crawl pass your leg while you're squatting down trying to pee. yes, squatting pans. so, some inconsiderate ppl are jus so blind, they have no idea how to aim and thus, pee evrywhr on the floor. and if you are so unfortunate to be using that cubicle and suddenly lose your balance while squatting then jackpot, you'll get your ass and pants filled with smone else's pee. smone else's pee, for crying out loud. so, i ended up only gng to the toilet whenevr i can find a decent toilet and well, that takes at least half a day cus that's when we return to my cousin's home. neither do i wish to die due to my overflowing bladder.

no 3, ppl are allowed to smoke indoors. despite the many reminders of how harmful it is to breathe in those yucky smoke, they still did not ban smoking indoors. as you knw, thr's aircon indoors, so all day long we'll jus breathe in the polluted air.
thanks to this, i lost my appetite due to the stuffiness and always felt like puking whenevr i see food cus we're always eating indoors whr thr's aircon and whr evryone's smoking. i think for these two days, if i add up the total amt of food i'd taken in, it'll only add up to one meal. yea so, when you feel like puking, you'd go to the toilet to puke right? unfortunately, it is impossible puke into those squatting pans, facing all those pee and taking in all the smell. hello, i cant even throw up properly, my gdness. okay back to smoking. actually, i dont rly fancy the thot of getting lung cancer and dying early cus i've decided to live thr.

no 4, i have no idea wht those ppl are saying. i can imagine myself huh-ing at evrything they say cus when my cousin was talking to the driver and the driver replied, i was like, is he speaking mandarin? maybe this isnt so bad, but hell, i'd like to live in smwhr whr i can understand wht ppl are saying.